Hobocaine

A questionable white powdered substance usually purchased from a shifty character, stereotypically homeless. When consumed users experience a slight buzz followed by: nausea, paranoia, a need to shit & in worst case scenarios a urge to become homeless.
Antonym: Primo

Mac: sniff, sniff “Ah shit, it’s hobocaine”
Mitch: sniff, sniff “I don’t feel so good.”
Mac: “ I think I might sleep rough tonight.”

by S.Squelch January 7, 2020

hobocumphobia

The fear of a homeless person ejaculating on you whilst you sleep.

Ron: So why can't you sleep on the subway again?
Greg: I already told you, bro! I have hobocumphobia!

by RonnieBoy October 18, 2010

Himbo

An attractive man, often very buff or fit, that is not particularly smart or bright but often tries to be respectful, particularly to women.

e.g JFK from Clone High

He's so attractive, but not super smart, is he? Himbo energy.

by vibesx November 15, 2020

Hobo milk

Fluid harvested from a homeless man via squeezing and mouth-to-mouth.

Hey man did you get any Hobo milk?

Nah sorry man, I couldn't find any hobos.

by THICCBOITIZZLE April 17, 2019

Hobo Stick

When a man stuffs his nuts into his own ass and then bangs his partner with his dick thus simulating a hobo stick.

Rob kicked James out of the house but not before he gave him a hobo stick to remember him by.

by Rexlba January 10, 2020

Hobo cops

A bum who guards a club smells like a sea bass cheap booze for fart on dinner

Hobo cops garden clubs

by Kingofdick January 4, 2020

hmbol

Howling my balls off laughing. Used to describe your reaction to recent political news.

Trump just tweeted his Twitter password, hmbol!

by Shadow0144 May 18, 2017