sipsy

the in-between state of being sober and being tipsy.
Doug: hey bro, you should drink up, you're completely sober
Evan: nah dude, I'm good right now. Feeling mad sipsy
by RonnieBoy April 02, 2009
mugGet the sipsy mug.

hobocumphobia

The fear of a homeless person ejaculating on you whilst you sleep.
Ron: So why can't you sleep on the subway again?
Greg: I already told you, bro! I have hobocumphobia!
by RonnieBoy October 18, 2010
mugGet the hobocumphobia mug.