Hoemie

A person that is your homie, but is also a hoe.

'Me & my hoemie went out last night & he got three girls to come back to our hotel.'

by _whitneyanne April 3, 2009

hoemahgawd

pronouncecd (hoe-mah-gawd)
meaning; oh my god (omg)
used in a internet famous & Tumblr famous video called Keisha Faboo1, 2, and 3, that has been used in the video many times as their way of saying (omg) in a ghetto way of talking.

Breadquanda: HOEMAHGAWD and she just kept bobbin and bobbin and bobbin and bobbin and bobbin, cos she ain't nothin but a stupid motherfuckin bobble wobble head, and I was like, DAYYUM dat dick must be small because she ain't even chokin or gaggin on it or nothin! AND there is very little things I hate more than a man with a very little dick.

Keisha: OH YES I'm feelin dat! My number one rule is: If I can reach da base, get that dick out ma face!

Breadquanda: YES Gawd! There is two things in life that I don't wanna break and dat's sweat and dats a nail, but I don't give a fuck if you break ma jaw baybehh!

Keisha: hoemahged!

Breadquanda: HOEMAHGAWD!

Keisha: hoemahged!

Breadquanda: HOEMAHGAWD!

Keisha: hoemahged!

Breadquanda: HOEMAHGAWD!

Keisha: hoemahged!

Breadquanda: HOEMAHGAWD!

Keisha: hoemahged!

Breadquanda: HOEMAHGAWD!

Keisha: hoemahged!

Breadquanda: HOEMAHGAWD!

Keisha: hoemahged!

Breadquanda: HOWMAHGAWD!

Keisha: hoemahged!

Breadquanda: Let's go do some hoodrat shit baybehh!

Keisha: OOOOH YES cos kay NOBODY keep dis Keish-Keish

on a leash leash!

by wetpoopieface November 9, 2011

hoemorrhage

sick of whores

man take that girl away from me she's giving me a hoemorrhage...

by heyhoehey June 22, 2011

honemoon

remove the Y from the 'your', not the 'honeymoon' to make it "OUR HONEYMOON"

Your honeymoon is gonna be so amazing. The Y is silent :)

- tik tok

wtf does honemoon mean??
nah bro that's not a word

by Mr. Poopy 69 October 16, 2020

Homemade Reese’s Cup

When you put peanut butter around your butthole and present it to someone while asking if the would like a Reese’s cup.

Hey bro, do you want one of my homemade Reese’s cups?

by z5244888 December 28, 2020

Ugly As Homemade Sin

The ugliest thing you have ever seen in your entire life.

That dress is ugly as homemade sin. She is a sweet girl and smart too, which is good because she is ugly as homemade sin.

by The Ladybug Whispers ... May 28, 2016

hoement

When one is about to have a moment that renders one a hoe.

Example 1: GEEZ, CALM DOWN OVER THERE! YOUSE ABOUT TO HAVE A HOEMENT!

Example 2: Oh. My. Gawd. Did you see her all over him? Total hoement.

by Arsenic EI April 16, 2010