horny weasel

that one horny weasel in the barbie as rapunzel movie who became a meme because of his constant moaning

horny weasel: “Give him to me AUEGHHH 😩”

by ifai June 19, 2021

Horny Potter

The act of busting a nut and drawing glasses and a lightning bolt on another’s face. The person’s face will then resemble that of the famed literary protagonist, Harry Potter.

Jessica: Ah man, did you really just Horny Potter all over my face again?!
Alex: Yep, you’re a jizzer Harry.

by JKTrowling February 22, 2019

horny

What your going to be after reading all these freaky definitions below or above mine.

The only reason you searched up horny on urban dictionary is to read the erotic definitons so you can either fap or finger yourself to it. :)

by an anonymous girl_ZaX October 10, 2017

Horny Jail

When you're being horny (especially around friends) and as a result shame ensues.

Friend 1: "Aw man, I could totally fuck a catgirl right now.."

Friend 2: "That's it, you're going to horny jail."

by Blysterz October 19, 2020

tired and horny

me rn

i’m tired and horny

by LyonIsOffline May 21, 2021

Horny

A disease that spreads all world wide, its effects make you want to find a mating partner desperately and masturbate intensely.

"Hey Richard, Joseph got Horny"

by ManueleBonjele September 14, 2020

horny water syndrome

A common disease that affects many male swimmers annually especially ones named Joey and Issac. Once the entire body of the swimmer is covered in water before practice, pool enzymes and proteins enter the body and increase testosterone by 700%. This allows even the ugliest of bitches to appear sexy.

"I wanted that ugly ass mom to sit on my face. I guess that was the horny water syndrome at work."

by Jellyman4000 May 16, 2014