Dusty Hobnob

The act of dunking your balls in a burning hot mug of tea, usually accidentally, sitting on a friends sofa, in trackies.

Oh no I gave myself a dusty hobnob! It burns!

by acme15 October 29, 2019

the illusive hobnob goblin

This mythical creature is a hobnob muncher and will consume any brand of hobnob. He can get his crumbly hands on the delicious hobnob within seconds while in the vicinity of any Sainsbury’s. If you come between him and his hobnobs, prepare to get nibbled and possibly raped.

beware that the illusive hobnob goblin has got the munchies!

by hobnoblover23 March 4, 2019

hognogg

That thick gooey slime between a fat girl's thighs after she sweats.

Ellen was so drunk, she went down sloppily on that fat ho Gerta and caught a face full of hognogg.

by [VBM] December 7, 2006

Extreme Hobnobbing

Seductively eating a McVitie's Hobnob™ biscuit in slow motion whilst intently making deliberate and consistent eye contact in an unlikely situation.

We were having an intimate moment when Joe pulled out a hobnob and started slowly eating it. I didn't know what to think!

Was banging away last night and decided to do a bit of extreme hobnobbing

I knew my boss was going to fire me, so i had a hobnob prepared!

by Drizlepops December 5, 2018

Hobnob

An unusually girthy Penis, with a flat bell, of an oaty nature.

I could barely fit it in my mouth he had such a large hobnob.

by Crusaders fo hobnobs-oaty wars December 17, 2011

hobnob

The cunning art of nudging one person with your 'piece' while mouthing the phrase "huh huh huh"

Eamon surprised Rachel with a swift hobnob from behind

by TangenT June 6, 2004

Hobnob

Another word for tea bagging when you consider how often do you re-dunk a tea bag compared to a biscuit, specially a hobnob.

That's called a Hobnob then

by TeddyMan November 30, 2011