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Slob Gobblin Hobgoblin

Oral sex for a man, when a women uses the combination of sucking licking blowing and other acts to please a man, most times ending with the discharge of sperm.
John got a Slob Gobblin Hobgoblin from Stacy after prom. To bad Stacy has AIDS.
by lkelly845 April 25, 2010
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Hobgoblin-ing

Considered an artform, hobgoblin-ing is the process by which a fake social congregation intending to rendezvous at an unpopular pub is invented promising the presence of a Phil Andrews or any given ginger, who is currently out of the country. Only the most reclusive and gullible individuals of a social group will actually ask when or actually turn up to the event, which they later find to be non-existent. The said individual is said to be Hobgoblin'd - laughter at the idiot's expense ensues.

The origins stem from the Great Hobgoblin'ing of 2009, in which the social-phobic Glassy asked what time to turn up to a non-existent gathering at the Hobgoblin pub.
Glassy - Hi guys! What time is everyone getting to the Hobgoblin for?

Everyone else - ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA - standard Hobgoblin-ing response
by Free Mansons October 17, 2010
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hobgoblin

To hobgoblin is for a man to perform oral sex on a woman while she is driving his drunken ass home from the bar. Essentially it is the same as road head for a guy.
Tom totally pulled a hobgoblin on that chick from the pub last night.
by TN Woman's Suffrage Group January 2, 2009
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Hobgoblin

A person marked by excessive consumption of everything.
"Graham, stop hobgoblinning all the peppers!!"
by swaggynagy May 30, 2014
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Hobnailing

To kick the living shit out of someone during a fight.

Derived from hobnailed boots that are heavy durable boots with hobnails through the soles. If you kicked someone with a hobnailed boot, you'd likely do some damage.
Nigel gave Gerald a proper hobnailing that night and now Gerald eats through a straw
by Dangermouse September 23, 2018
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one eyed hobbling pirate

During sexual intercourse the male pulls out shoots his hot steamy load in her eye and then savagely kicks her in the shin: One Eyed Hobbling Pirate
"he was such a dick he gave me a one eyed hobbling pirate"
by Bob Dylab June 20, 2016
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Hobbling Whore

Verb:
Sexual act. Best not to do this if you want a relationship. This act is performed by having anal sex with the individual, cumming in her ass as many times as you can. When you are finished, kick her 4-5 times in one shin. While she is off-balance, direct her to the nearest door. When she's outside, then lock it. As she hobbles around screaming her displeasure, her act of bending over or holding her shin up will cause her to leak cum from her butt. Letting her in or forcing her to walk home like this is totally optional.
"I heard a lot of noises next door last night, and after taking a peek, I discovered my neighbor was giving his girl a Hobbling Whore."

"I gave Mia a Hobbling Whore, because I wanted to break up, but I've never been good with words."
by Smack Everything1 May 2, 2010
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