Heskey time

The act of either;
a) Rape
b) Missing a goal (in football/soccer) by a ridiculous distance, or
c) impersonating the best player ever to have lived; Emile Heskey.

Also, a rap by Randolph, featuring KSIOlajideBT

Randolph: And don't even get me started on his head, when he puts it down and gives you those eyes, you know it's...

KSI: HESKEY TIME! BITCH I'M HESKEY, YOU DON'T WANNA MESS WITH ME, IF YOU DO, YOU'RE GONNA BE MY NEXT ANAL RECIPE. I'M TOO QUICK FOR THE SEX OFFENDERS LIST, I BE OVER THAT, WHEN I SET MY EYES ON YOU THERE'S NO ESCAPE, YOU KNOW THAT!

or

Player A runs up to goal and shoots wide.

Player B: Looks like it's Heskey time again!

by THE HESK November 6, 2012

Hickey

A birthmark that just appeared.

Girl; is that a hickey on your neck ?!
Boy; nope ... just a birthmark

by The real definition. March 19, 2016

bestfriend hickey

Casually giving your bestfriend a hickey without any feelings

"You're a good friend and if you're bf won't give you s hickey then I will. Like a bestfriend hickey"

by Cxsso March 26, 2017

hickey anxiety

1) Anxiety over having an obvious hickey and wanting to hide it.

2) Anxiety over giving a good hickey.

She had hickey anxiety when meeting her boyfriends family because she didn't want them to think that she was a ho.

by HugTheLake May 13, 2010

duh hickey

The ultimate "Duh" or "Thank you, Captain Obvious" for a brief stint. Used mainly by urban white children ages 12-14 circa 1987-1989 as a nuclear "No shit, Sherlock."

Him: My peg's not high enough.

Her: Duh hickey!

by Duh Hickey February 21, 2018

violin hickey

a mark on violinists/violists located directly under the jaw. looks like a hickey. it's formed from violin or violas chinrests rubbing on the neck, usually due to excessive practicing.

you: what's that thing on your neck?
me: it's a violin hickey. i've been practicing a lot because of the school-season.

by firefliexx June 10, 2005

Heskeying

When you change someone's background to Emile Heskey

I'm heskeying you

by Saluc June 11, 2014