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Hobby-Lobbying 

To willfully and voluntarily date and have sex with a woman that has confirmed STDs, specifically herpes. Usually because she is very beautiful or sexually voracious.
Hobby Lobby is a retail chain of arts and craft stores. Coincidently, it is said that glitter is the herpes of arts and craft supplies.
Tom: "What are you doing tonight, bro?"

Boyd: "Man, I'm gonna go see Sarah."

Tom: "Wait! ... the one that told you she had herpes?!?"

Boyd: "Dude bro, i knocked the bottom out of that."

Tom: "Whatever man, have fun Hobby-Lobbying. Just make sure to wear a rubber."

Ji-hobbyist

White-collar or college student Muslims in America or Europe who do not actively engage in violent Jihad, but belong to online radical Islam social groups, & contribute to websites which show beheading videos etc.
"The receptionist at work, Omar, was caught at work today on one of those beheading websites, that jerk is a Ji-hobbyist"
Ji-hobbyist by nebelwerfer December 28, 2008

Hibbarding 

To hold something for an overly long period of time while someone is waiting for you to be done with it.
Quit Hibbarding the gravy, my Potatoes are getting cold.
Hibbarding by Ranec November 27, 2010

Hobby Lobby 

An entry area (Lobby) to a larger venue where the visitors choose from a large array of DIY Kink supplies before heading into the "Hobby" area with a partner to get Freaky.

Items found in the "Hobby Lobby" include:

• Crucifixes of all shapes and sizes for ass play
• Yarn and twine for bondage play
• Needles of varying gauges for piercing play
• Candles for Wax play
• Leather and Leather working tools to build floggers
• Beads for orifice cramming
• Knives and blades for Cutting
• Hangers for Back Alley Abortions
Let's meet in the Hobby Lobby on Friday. I'll pick up a gross of "Charm Me Antique Sterling Nail Cross Charms", and violate you six ways from Sunday before I scrape your uterus of our Hellspawn.
Hobby Lobby by CapnMarrrrk July 2, 2014

Hobby Whore 

A BDSM fetish in which the female participates in sexual activities in exchange for money, gifts or favors. Different than an escort as the money/gifts may not be needed for day to day survival but rather the excitement and taboo of pay for play.
Paul's wife loved being a hobby whore even tho they didnt need the money.
Hobby Whore by The Dom 916 June 25, 2019

hubbyboo 

Combination of 'hubby' and 'boo'.
Girlfriends usually call their boyfriends hubbyboo when they really love them because it is more special than just 'hubby' or 'babyboo'.
Allyson Choi: Hey hubbyboo, I love you so much! Please marry me.
Justin Liu: I love you too. Let's marry. Don't ever leave for college please.
hubbyboo by HellokittyPrincess October 4, 2010