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Hessel Handi

When you travel from Tolono to Hessel Park just to rub one out to the kids playing on the splash pad.
Hey, did you see the school board president giving himself the Hessel Handi the other day.

God work sucked today I could really go for a Hessel Handi.
by Tolonoman July 23, 2022
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come heskey

Look how hungry the rats are bro, heskey’s not even assed
by Anonymous Bread Batcher June 22, 2022
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Fuck,Ojey you need to stop petty theft,hessy is gone catch up with ya
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Heskey

6 foot 3 and 15 stone of muscle, England international and Liverpool striker, yet can't win a header and always falls over when shortarse full-backs go near him.
"Heskey's lost the header to a 5 foot defender and has fallen over!"
by Chief December 9, 2003
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Heskeyanity

A Religion based on the teachings of Emile Heskey. Emile Heskey, spiritual leader of Heskeyanity, is worshiped mostly in England. Emile Heskey, originally not the founder of Heskeyanity, is a football/soccer player, currently active at Aston Villa. Though his international career with England has ended, followers of Heskeyanity still pray to him.
Followers of Heskeyanity usually have shrines of Heskey in their homes. They are expected to worship their God up to 3 times a day.
Heskeyanity is a very small and a very new religion, but is rising steadily. Today, there are estimated to be up to 300,000 followers of Heskeyanity, many of them English.
"A: Why do you pray to Heskey?
B: I am a strong believer of Heskeyanity."
by HyperShot12 January 2, 2012
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Hesse Effekten

The feeling you get after eating a fast food meal at hesse...

Possible symptoms:
nausea.
stomach pain or cramping.
vomiting.
feeling fat.
Death.
I forcefully ate a burger and got Hesse Effekten, now I feel like I might die.
by Timmy lamm August 23, 2021
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