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Hershey Squirts

When you have to take a shit and all that comes out is a loud fart and a spray of shit. (Just compare to the Hershey syrup bottle when it's on it's last squirt).
Bro I had the hershey squirts today, as soon as I sat on the toilet, it started squirtin' out.
by miggelzworth October 26, 2010
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hershey highlighter

The act of cramming ones own feces into the complimentary hotel hair dryer so that the next unsuspecting person to use it gets a head full of brown highlights.
The hershey highlighter should only be used at seedy grungy hotels that you will not be returning to and at the same time encouraging the next guest to seek other hotels for future occasions.
"This hotel was kicking us out and i decided to leave a hershey highlighter in the room."

"Jane i really love how those hershey highlights bring out your eyes"
by Dirty Scoundrel March 4, 2007
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hershey's squirts

the runs, diahrea, chocolate volcano, etc. when your shit is hella runny and it comes out with a great explosion of warm shitty goodness.
"I don't feel so good...I have Hershey's squirts"
by LaRon May 18, 2006
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Hersheyfinger

the insirtation of ones finger into a unsuspected "Brown Eye". derived from the ancient aztec the hersehy finger is a lost art form of placing a cocoa bean on the tip of the finger and slowly squeezing it into the anus.
with the help of modern science man has evolved the hershey finger into a delicacy. enjoyed by most and loved by all.
jakob-hey ben want to smell my finger??

Ben- Hell yeah!! did you give Paige a hersheyfinger again?
by #jnasty November 20, 2011
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Hershey Dick

Its when you do anal with a girl and pull your cock out and its covered in shit
I was pounding this hoe in that ass and when I pulled out I saw I had Hershey dick
by hahasuka November 29, 2017
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Making Friends with herself

She was in the bedroom all night "making friends with herself"
by Stickky September 29, 2009
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Hershey Shower

When someone takes a shit, does not wipe, then goes into the shower to rinse off the shit.
"Hey Carl, I didn't feel like wiping, so I took a hershey shower.
by A Lanz March 31, 2009
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