Queef Herder

A man who enjoys getting his face queefed (vaginal fart) on.

His face smells like fish. He must be a queef herder.

by Stallonin April 8, 2009

terd herder

Someone who collects herds of terds for personal amusement!

"Dude, you're such a terd herder!!!"

by Anonymous September 11, 2003

Dick Herder

A person who is so attractive that regardless of gender a flock of penises surrounds them.

Melissa is a dick herder there are always dudes trying to get that

by VEnvy November 27, 2010

Bush Herder

Noun. Person who usually arrives with a group of women. Alternatively, the title given to a person tasked with bringing women to a party or event.

This shindig is a sausage fest, we need a bush herder.

by Buckeye Fodder June 23, 2016

crap herder

Someone who can't resist a yard sale item no matter how fucking useless in either:
a) the attempt to resale said piece of shit for a quarter profit or...
b) thinks they will have a pretty good use for said item later

Patrick was such a crap herder, he picked up some broken tables from the trash collection pile and brought them to work.

by John Wesley February 9, 2008

Gammon Herder

A journalist/politician or other public follower who has the power to sway the opinion of angry gammons.

'Did you see Piers turn the gammons against Trump? Hes one hell of a Gammon Herder'

by Javiwhite January 7, 2021

Nerf Herder

n. i.Star Wars counterpart for "douchebag"
ii. one who herds nerfs

"You're a nerf herder"

by Admirial_Ackbarr April 15, 2010