Heiner

A mildly offensive insult, popular in the US Midwest. Interchangeable with any of thousands of other generic insults like dillhole or asshat.

"Joe keeps hanging around drinking all my beer and asking to borrow money. What a heiner."

by CabronDeOz July 4, 2009

Heike

Originally comes from the German name Adelheide. Beautiful name describing a person who is noble and cheerful.

Heike ist meine Freundin.

by Heike March 3, 2005

Heine

1. Short for Heineken beer. An example of which can be found in the introductory lyrics to Weezer's "Say It Ain't So". 2. Another word for ass.

1. Honey, grab me a Heine from the icebox then cook me up some dinner. 2. After grabbing the brew from the icebox instead of dinner how about giving me a little Heine?

by Roland819 December 7, 2006

Heinekeg

The limited time five liter kegs offered by Heineken. Filled with approximately 19.7 regular glasses of beer. Though it claims to last 30 days after the first glass, if you leave it anywhere close to that the beer tastes like metal.

"Is that Heineken? In a Heinekeg?"

"Once you tap the Heinekeg, you finish the Heinekeg."

"Heinekeg, motherfuckers!"

by BriVal December 9, 2008

heineken houdini

when someone disappears at some point during a night out, usually without telling anyone, or if they do they will say they are going to the toilet or bar and then just go home.

"where's phil?"
"dunno man, he said he was gonna get a drink about half an hour ago so probably done a heineken houdini"

by edward scott October 19, 2005

Heined

To be the drunkest, near passout person in any room or party.
Also known as drunky the clowned.

I was so heined last night i don't remember anything.
I'm getting heined tonight. Might not live through the night.

by Johnny Fuckin Two Bears January 27, 2008

Heined Out

Something that is utterly and undeniably heinous.

I took acid this weekend and had a bad trip, that shit was heined out

by Fat Chince Spicer Douchebag November 2, 2020