I have serious hemorrhoids!

A pickup line made from the gods.

You can put it on a mug and every woman that sees it immediately falls in love with you.

Guy: I have serious hemorrhoids!
Girl: Ew!
Guy: :(
GIrl: Im just kidding its so hot

by SpaghettiLover609 December 16, 2022

HeForShe

Generally set up by Emma Watson (Hermione Granger from harry potter). This is a movement that asks men to help entitled rich (often white) women in there battle against the 'Patriarchy' That sadly thanks to facts is bullshit. This movement is quite insulting to men and women from the third world as it ignores India, China, and the middle east's gender inequality's. This movement is set up by the UN.

Yeah man HeForShe ignores women in the third world man.

by Crakoclown September 30, 2016

Hemorrhoid Farts

A condition where you have a lot of farts built up, but when you go to fart, it's really hard to make it come out, because everything is dry down there, and you have to push and it feels like a bubble on your butthole.

Dammit, all this heroin I just took is giving me hemorrhoid farts!

by indieguru February 21, 2009

hemorrhoid butter

A topical balm or cream applied to hemorroids. This comes in a tub, barrel, or convienent push pop anal applicator.

Hal hadn't been able to sit right for a week, until his proctologist prescribed him industrial strength Korean Black Market hemorrhoid butter.

by Cinnamon Crime Ring (CCR) May 2, 2004

Shit hemorrage

(verb) to have a "shit hemmorage" refers to the sudden loss of sphincter control due to response of sudden surprise, fear and/or excitement.

As in:
"Dude, when I saw that paper, I almost had a shit hemmorage!"

or

"That was soo cool! I swear I had a shit hemorrage!"

by JuXta-pose! August 24, 2006

hemorrhoid heart

When you're having anal sex and popping a hemorrhoid of the receiver--this leads a bloody imprint shaped like a heart on the giver.

Frank was butt-fucking Harry up his anus when Frank popped Harry's huge hemorrhoid, leaving behind a hemorrhoid heart on Frank's love-sack and space shuttle.

by shitabrick December 22, 2009

hemorreuters

A biased news reporting that give you a pain in the ass.

Where do you hear that fake news....on Fox or Hemorreuters?

by LaughingAloud March 16, 2021