heaven

A place where you go if you simply believe that Jesus died to pay for your sins. It costs you nothing. Talk to a church pastor is a good start.

God, I believe your son died for my sins and I want to live for you. Show me how. Amen.

DING DONG, believe it and you're in to heaven mate!

by scottttttttttt November 29, 2006

heaven

When you are in bed with 3+ women at the same time.

There is no such thing as too much pu**y

by X August 12, 2004

heaven

Where you already are.

Heaven is not "somewhere over the rainbow."

by trumanwiz February 22, 2004

heaven

where women go when they go to bed with me

last night

by Pete January 28, 2004

heaven

Heaven is a place where everything is wonderful and your every desire and need is met.

Brian looks and acts like he is in Heaven when he is sucking cock.

by Scott Walcott April 15, 2008

heaven

An imaginary place inhabited by Santa, the easter bunny, tooth fairy, and superman.

Hey I'm in heaven....look it't the tooth fairy....oh and god

by Sgt. Pepper May 15, 2005

heaven

heaven is like a fairy tale its somethin that older people tell you so you can be good and do no evil and some man or women got drunk one day and they thought that they was talkin to god but was really talkin to them selves and that is what made the bible so kids don't believe everything you hear its one thing that can currupt the mind.

"If you live your life in the name of god you go to heaven, If you sin you go to hell" thats all bullshit

by Big Mike February 02, 2005