Heaven is really just one big orgasm
Religion teacher: There is no sex in Heaven
Me: Heaven should be all sex all the time
T: Being with God feels the same as the best part of sex
M: So... Heaven is just one big orgasm? Dude, that's what they should say to attract people to Christianity..!
A shirt (be it a tshirt, button down, tank top etc) that seems to have remarkable pulling power
. The wearer will more likely than not hook up
while wearing the shirt.
I borrowed the shirt of power from John on Saturday night and I pulled 3 chicks! I need to wash it before I give it back...