Heafing

Heafing is a sophisticated form of digital media bullshitting for the 21st century.

It is typified by the liberal smattering of phrases into sentences such as 'media ecology', 'suite of tools', 'curated content', 'bespoke network' and 'intersection of technology' in order to create the facade of all-knowingness.

Heafers have an over-inflated opinion of their own importance and tend to dress like teenagers well into their 30s.

Do we have to sit here and listen to this dude heafing any longer, noone gives a shit. Let's go outside and get a life.

by The Geek Assassinator January 15, 2009

Headline reader

Judges solely based on a news headline.

The headline reader did not understand the meaning of the article because the headline didn't tell the full story.

by D1L0 December 31, 2015

fake hearing

A term utilized in an attempt to discredit whatever may come to light in a hearing that has the potential to blow the lid off something illegal.

You are a liar Mr. Cohen and this is a fake hearing; that you were lying for the US President for ten years is a small matter indeed.

by Dr Bunnygirl February 28, 2019

Photographic Hearing

The ability to recall past events vividly and accurately using your ability to hear.

That dumb ass nigga just told his buddy that he has Photographic Hearing.

by HEHEXD99999999999999 August 26, 2019

Helindipesh

Helindipesh is when you breath in some air, in and out, eat some chips, and then a girl kicks you in the "Nuggets", and then you scream "BITCH!!!".

Girl:"What happened?"
Man:"SOMEBODY HELINDIPESHED ME, THAT'S WHAT!!!!

by K-WILL-SUE-YOU October 11, 2019

Cabbage Heading

The act of a female placing her genitalia on the forehead or face of another person in order to create sexual humiliation and to assert dominance over another. The female equivalent of teabagging.

Chun Li is cabbage heading T. Hawk after she whupped his ass in a street fight.

by Luis Reyna January 17, 2009

Hearing Aid

Derogatory term for a Bluetooth earpiece worn by anyone over 40 years old in the sad belief that it makes them look cool. Seen from the opposite side, it makes them look like an old person suffering from semile dementia and talking to themselves.

Middle-aged woman apparently talking to herself in park.
Guy: "What's up with grandma over there?"
Girl: "She's on her hearing aid again to her daughter."

by Uncle Des August 21, 2009