Head Rug

If you don’t like the word wig just use head rug instead

Bald person got a new wig
“I love your new head rug!”

by MuffinPie October 22, 2020

Automatic Head Removal Syndrome

An individual with Automatic Head Removal Syndrome (AHRS) will live a life of incessant and unending suffering of which any form of mercy is confiscated, and all hope is instantly overshadowed by uncontested despair. They are forced against their will to commit horrific acts that no one should see. In the event eye contact is made, the individual will become instantaneously incapacitated until the deed is done, that deed being the beheading of the viewer. The process is swift, but undoubtedly agonizing and traumatic. The individual may only watch from an empty shell as the murderous act is executed. Those suffering from AHRS may also have a stinky wiener hole.

Gay: Do you have automatic head removal syndrome?
ARHS: Please stand by while head is removed

by SevenCorn January 25, 2021

get head right with ball

To be in a state opposite of being an asshat. To have your mind focused properly on the task at hand. Usually attributed to baseball hitters, who need to have their head right with ball to hit it properly.

We'll see if the Mavs can do anything this year. Even though Devon Harris is a rookie, he's getting his head right with ball.

I had to turn off urban dictionary at work and get my head right with ball.

by Leif June 10, 2006

Head Royce

A school where for 22,000 a year you can lose sight of everything truly important in life and be taught that 1) money is everything 2) you are better than everyone else ever. EVER. 3) you have to kill to get ahead. It's a guarantee you will make bundles of money someday but have the same amount of fun as a survivor from Auchwitz.

You're cute...Oh wait, you go to Head-Royce, nevermind.

by Juan April 8, 2005

Head Rest

When receiving oral stimulation, said receiver falls asleep.

Berta gave me an amazing Head Rest last weekend.

by V Cogs September 1, 2010

Red Head Redemption

When your ex-girlfriend pretends to have make-up sex puts purposefully bits your penis while giving head, causing you to bleed out painfully

Sally: Ricky is such a dick
Emma: You should give him Red Head Redemption
Sally: Great idea!

by BigChungusGod69 January 9, 2019

Bubble Head Road

Bubble Head Road is BS! Doesn't exist!

Normal, everyday, hardworking, taxpaying, voting citizens live there. They have been woken from sound sleep, shot at, windows shot out, vandalized with spray paint, egged, bottles thrown at, nothing but harassed!!

Where did you get your information on Bubble Head Road?
Leave these people alone!!!

by Fed-up "Bubble Head"! July 4, 2009