Have you got land?

A come on or chat up line, usually found in use in the west of Ireland, especially in Limerick by students who come from a farming background. At the present moment not one person has scored using this chat up line.

Farmer walks into a bar sees a beautiful woman:

Man: "Have you got land?"

Woman: "..." (stares at him and walks away)

by beriberry November 22, 2011

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Have at you

Another term for on guard in fencing, or what is said by an attacker to caution the individual before an attempted strike.

Have at you George,because I'm going hit you with my fencing sword.

by Tribal_Warfare September 7, 2011

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Have you had this?

An innocent way of asking whether one has experienced the bunching of one's trousers at the crotch, often involving pointing to one's crotch, that is misconstrued by others as profanity.

Person 1: (pointing at bunched up fabric around crotch) "Have you had this?"

Person 2: (looks disgusted) Leave me alone.

by Lois B. July 28, 2007

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HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT

A funny white boy on the internet shows his friends weird stuff he finds.

Sorry, I can’t hangout tonight, I gotta watch Saltydkdan subject his friends to incomprehensible horrors on the new “Have you heard about?”

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Have You Fallen?

Dno How 2 Explain..Read dah Examples. Basiclee Means, Hav Yu Fallen And Hurt Yur Head? Are Yu Thinkin straight?

Her: Omg Her Top Is Well Nice
Me: Have You Fallen?

by No Need Tah Kno August 31, 2006

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Have you seen Twilight?

the newest pick-up line or conversation starter

(awkward silence)
"So, have you seen Twilight?"
"Yeah! I love that movie!"

"Hey baby, have you seen Twilight?"
"Yeah, you wanna be my Edward Cullen?"

by Anna Graham October 5, 2009

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