hayull

How rednecks pronounce the word 'hell'. Used commonly in the southern United States.

Redneck 1: goddamn, billy bob joe, the fuckin' goat just pissed in the truck 'gain!
Redneck 2: ohhh hayull...

by C00T April 18, 2010

mexican U-haul

The art of trying to insert ones head into the anus of your partner during intercourse.

Yo Jim, I just did a mexican U-haul on that chick and now my face smells like tacos!

by B-Unit loo March 29, 2009

haul ass

To move much quicker than the normal pace

General: How far is Delta Company from the crash site?
Soldier: 8 blocks, sir.
General: We need to haul ass!

by Ryan "Homie G" June 5, 2005

U-Haul Syndrome

A terrible affliction that affects lesbians. Also known as the "urge to merge," U-Haul Syndrome refers to the freakish desire of lesbians to move in together after dating for an extremely short amount of time.

Luke: Yo Cam, where's your roommate?
Cam: Oh, Anna, she moved in with her lesbian lover.
Luke: They've been together three weeks.
Cam: Oh, I know: U-Haul Syndrome. Big time.

by Dougy Fresh Cataluña December 30, 2007

Keel Hauled

A punishment aboard a ship or boat in which the offenders arms are tied to two seperate ropes. He is then thrown off of the ships bow and hauled under the ships keel (bottom) from bow to stern. Ships keels are covered with barnnicals which are sharp ans shred skin. Half the sailors do not survive this punishment due to drowning or loss of blood.

The Ships Bosan's Mate is going to be keel hauled by the Captain for stealin rum.

by Captain Slappy August 2, 2008

hatelisting

A website that lists people that hate a certain subject. It's the contrary of a fanlisting. Also known as anti-fanlisting

Jack: Ugh, I hate Britney Spears. I'm going to join her hatelisting.

by Mr-Scratch December 30, 2005

haul-off

To suddenly (and often for no reason) start hitting someone about the head and arms.

It's not unusual for me to haul-off on someone sitting next to me.

by Giggie September 9, 2006