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Frank Allen Hailstorm

When youre having sex with a girl from behind (there has to be a fan in the room that is turned on), you shit in your hand, throw your crap in the fan, and run out of the room before it splatters on you so the girl gets covered in your shit.
"Omg I had to dump my boyfriend he pulled a Frank Allen Hailstorm on me"
"I remember my first Frank Allen Hailstorm..."
"Frank Allen was a great man"
by 916piyump September 28, 2009
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Hank Aaron Hailstorm

While having sweet doggy style intercourse with a female, you proceed to deficate in your hand and toss it up into the ceiling fan, thus creating a hail storm of feces.
I was totally porking susan last night and i decided to hank aaron hailstorm that hoe!
by ahar April 25, 2010
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hatester

Like a hipster, except a hatester "hated" something before it was popular to hate that particular product or service. A hatester refuses to see any value in a product or service that has good qualities because of real or perceived flaws which are typically minor in overall scope.
"As a hatester, I hate Mass Effect 2 since its story is non-existent except for the parts that flesh out the characters and the universe in a way that enriches the experience of the franchise. It's now popular to hate on Bioware, so I'm going to say that Mass Effect 2 isn't worth playing at all despite its universal praise when the game came out and its numerous Game of the Year awards by respectable outlets such as Giant Bomb."
by lumpofcole April 26, 2012
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hailstorm

the act of being a total 1 upper, or trying to be the most extreme person in the world.
Hey did you see hailstorm clear that 6mi jump with his bike.
by 152sumos May 22, 2008
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Hatesturbating

When a person is fapping while angry
ARRG, Im so mad, I think im going to start Hatesturbating
by Phaex2 February 19, 2009
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Meatball Hailstorm

A meatball hailstorm is one of the rarer types of shit someone takes. It is when your shit is part diarrhea and part solid turd, and makes a very distinct sound when splashdown occurs. Your shit should sound like hail stones hitting a pond in a steady rain. A great shit to have to take if you are in a public restroom playing battleshits.
Danny: Yo, Billy, I got fuckin wasted at that party last night

Billy: Fur Shuure man, beers were flowin

(high five)

Danny: Fur Shuure, I gotta take a dump before this race bro, theres a 100% chance of a meatball hailstorm happening in that bathroom

Billy: Fur Shuure bro

(high five)

Danny: Fur Shuure

(high five)

(high five)
by meatball hailstorm December 11, 2011
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Hamstorm

A small, yet to be officially recognised company consisting for 4 mates who're too lazy to create content for thier youtube page or website.
Hi, I'm Greg. Welcome to HamstormTV
by killjoypowerhead July 6, 2011
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