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twat hamock

a device for storing ones twat while it is not in use...i.e. Knickers!!
"Now we've finished shagging i'll just slip my twat back in its hamock!
by Scattyman May 1, 2005
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haoch

A rare animal from the Amazon which loves to use technical terms such as AUV for radar. Also loves to yell, ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch! or wo wo wo wo wo! Loves to say, F**k you! for no reason; also loves to screen peek in video games.
I also have a pet haoch, he's called stephonivich.
They also eat really slow unless someone else payed for it. Very cheap; Extremely Cheap; Extraordinarily Cheap; Extremely Asian.
Ouch Ouch Ouch!!
Quit being a haoch, david!

Did You screen peek david?
Just a little..
Dude! stop being a haoch!

Why is it always when something bad happens it's me??
Cause you're a haoch!!
by Google Man May 3, 2008
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HashCloud

HashCloud

1  /hæʃ/ Spelled Pronunciation hash /klaʊd/ kloud

–noun
1. An epic argument between co-workers with no discernibly valuable outcome

–verb (used with object) re: HashClouding/HashCloudy
1. To fill silence with verbal strings comprised of (mostly) technical jargon unrelated to one's actual job
2. Getting paid to argue
3. A prelude to virtual make-up sex between techies
Thanks to Steven and Andrew, today's office forecast: HashCloud with a chance of epic argument.
by j-nelly November 10, 2009
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hasoon

the name 'hasoon' usually derives a person who has near god-like abilities and a great personality. They have come from a line of different race ancestors and therefore are known to be the most multi cultural people to walk on the earth.
That hasoon kid is really awesome
by Anonymousderplol June 9, 2011
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Hascall

1. one of the best kinds of names out there

2. one of those people who are always into something... i.e. that curious one
i.e. like that Hascall girl
by JOrge's girl June 19, 2008
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Ejub Hasic

when EJUB Hasic steps in this bitch, your mom gonna die!!!
by Eko20102001 May 1, 2019
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