safely remove hardware

The greatest joke in the history of Windows computers.

User: Copying files onto my USB flash drive...Ok I'm done. Taking out the flash drive now.
Windows: Please click the Safely Remove Hardware icon in the system tray and select the device you want to unplug or eject, and then click Stop. When Windows notifies you that it is safe to do—
User: -yanks out flash drive- fuck you!

by xxdeathx January 7, 2013

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hardware

Word used on the street in place of 'gun'

aka. heat

This jacket is heavy. He must be carrying some hardware.

by Jacob Perrotta December 29, 2004

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Hardware City

A very nice skatepark in New Britain Connecticut, Hardware City contains two street courses, a mini half pipe, and some movable ramps.

I skated at Hardware City yesterday and almost broke my neck front flipping over a fly box.

by adonkeyisaass October 27, 2003

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Hardware

Slang term for CRACK.

Yo, you got that hardware son?

by amandaxbandana October 20, 2009

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genetically hard wired

to think or feel based on an innate way you were born to

A mother who thinks her daughter is the smartest, most beautiful girl in the world, Gods gift to humanity, is genetically hard wired to feel this way.
Italians are genetically hard wired to love gelato and those who make it for them!!!

by Gods Gift to Umanity June 9, 2011

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Hardware Dandy

Also known as an 'Overclocker'. These people spend vast amounts of cash on computer components, perspex computer cases, and silent fans. Typically a male persuit for those who don't own a car which they can customise. Their computer must be made to run, silently, quickly, lit up like a football stadium.

saddo dude: "Man dig this - when i flick the power button this babe runs so smooth and quiet you can hear a mouse farting in Bejing. Its got enough cooling power to freeze a whale's balls off, and it runs so fast that I've sorted out all the processing for S.E.T.I."

cool guy: "Have you got a girlfriend yet? Man, you Hardware Dandy types should get out more often"

by Regis Bognor February 7, 2006

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