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Hairy Handcuff

The act of fisting an extremely hairy asshole to the point that said fist gets tangled by his massive ass hair.
Reggie's ass was so Sasquatch, when I fisted him last night, he put me in a Hairy Handcuff...
by RacerX03 November 5, 2014
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handcuffs

A device that goes around someone's wrists to restrain them. They are used for kinky sex and by law enforcement. Recently the police announced they were moving to other ways of stopping crime.
A standard cop situation:
An on duty cop sees a man masturbating in front of Wal-Mart. He reaches for his handcuffs. Before he takes them out he determines that handcuffs aren't enough to handle this dangerous situation so he decides to use his gun.
The use of his gun was so effective that police stations started to phase out handcuffs in favor of safety for all.
by Throbbing Llama September 23, 2016
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Human Handcuff

When you are fisting a man or woman and they put gorilla glue around your wrist, sealing the fist inside of them and restricting the use of that hand.
Jeff: I can't hangout today
Roy: Why?
Jeff: Because my girlfriend put me in a Human Handcuff again.
by EkarcE11 May 2, 2015
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handcuffed

When both anal and vaginal fisting occur at the same time, so the man would be "handcuffed" and unable to move both his arms freely.
Last night I was fisting this chick, and decided to fist her ass too. (anal and vaginal) and my arms got stuck for a short time! it was like i was handcuffed!
by W0WH8terzzzzzz October 21, 2010
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Hungarian Handcuffs

When a male or female inserts one fist into a female's vagina and the other fist into her anus at the same time
"Look at how that stripper walks... she must have had the Hungarian Handcuffs last night"
by ajc929me August 22, 2011
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Rusty Handcuff

A sexual maneuver, where when being anally fisted a person clenches their anus so tightly that the 'fister' is unable to remove their hand from the 'fistee'.
"I was fisting this Craiglist hooker when all of a sudden she gave me the rusty handcuff. I had to wear her like a sock puppet for nearly an hour."
by Ten-eight March 28, 2015
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handcuff wedgie

When you're given a wedgie and you hands are shoved through the back of your leg holes and taped together behind victim's back. Nearly impossible to escape, thus called handcuff wedgie.
Cameron tackled me and before I couldn't escape and he gave my and handcuff wedgie.
by wedgieluver November 26, 2009
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