Handjob Seats

The back row in a theater, sports arena, or church. Since they're often dark and secluded, they're theoretically the best place to get a handjob, without being seen by some fuckwipe.

Joe: Duuuuuuude we should've gotten our tickets way sooner- we're stuck in the back row.
Bob: Ha says you - me and my girl always wanted handjob seats.
Joe: Oh yeah? I'm gonna sit in the third row. Whatever seat I sit in is the handjob seat.

by Fedora Jack March 26, 2016

Handsome Companion

A high class male prostitute. Coined on the show Its Always Sunny In Philadelphia.

Hey, I am not a whore, I am a Handsome Companion

by Zapot8 December 21, 2008

Premarital Handholding

UNACCEPTABLE! ONE MILLION YEARS DUNGEON!

Premarital handholding is the most degenerate and sinful act one can commit.

by WeWillAllDieSoon April 13, 2022

Nursing handjob

The act of stroking one’s penis whilst said victim is in a lying or cradling position. Often times, this is assisted by breast sucking, hair/head play, and/or encouraging.

You position yourself to get in the nursing handjob position. You suck her breadts as she strokes your dick with one hand and lovingly pats your head with the other hand. She also calls you a good boy and tells you that you’re doing a good job as she gives you the nursing handjob.

by HorniB0i February 24, 2023

The Devil's Handjob

When both partners use one hand each to form a circle used to masterbate. Can be created by holding hands, and inserting the penis in the middle of the hold, created by the hands together.

Yo, John, Jude and I just preformed "The Devil's Handjob."

by Leather#0001 February 25, 2022

HAndroid

A small, rectangular mobile device operated using the human hand used before humanoid robots were available commercially.

Too bad you still have to use a HAndroid and can't afford your own AI Personal Assistant Bot.

by TeaInTheMoment December 20, 2017

handsomesouthernboy

previously known as flomilliwhereisthealbum. also known as flomilliboy, jacobeatshummus and josh(ua) bastin - a j-name, i know, but hear me out: he’s an absolute hottie. tiktok’s white boy of the month for august, if you will. our (newly appointed) southern king, a freshman at UGA & fresh outta desert oasis HS. star volleyball player, hs valedictorian and the ex boyfriend of noah beck / noah miller (he’s clearly got a type). ceo of shaving tiktoks, singing megan in the car, megan thee stallion and flo milli. part of the dynamic duo that is him & his roommate tanner. a vegas icon.

“have you heard of handsomesouthernboy on tiktok?“
“white boy of the month? yup.”

by dee :) October 25, 2020