handy

1. To be useful and convenient in a difficult situation.

2. Slang for "handicapped". It can be used when describing any person who has down syndrome, cerebral paulsy, or is involved in a Special Ed program. Not demeaning, simply a shortened term.
1. Wow, the tool shed is all fixed now thanks to Jack. He is SO handy!

2. Don't smoke in front of the handies!
by Bananafish June 28, 2005
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While I'm out, you can reach me on my handy.
by Vengo March 26, 2003
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Handy

An adorable beaver from Happy Tree Friends who has no hands (or paws, for that matter)
He is a construction worker who usually gets upset when he can't do something requiring his hands...
Handy tried to open the door, but he couldn't because of his hands
by Tamama2 May 16, 2009
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Essentially a handjob except for a handy is often quick and on the sly. Ejaculation may or may not occur on the female, depending on the location recieved. In order to have a "sick handy" one must both turn down a BJ or sex in exchange for the handy, and must also bust a load directly onto the female in excess of 3 oz's of manjuice.
Dr D got a sick handy from some bitch with a sideways puntang last night.
by Vlad and Don P July 11, 2006
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Someone who is good at fighting and will most likely fuck you up
That guy is fucking handy with his fists, he'd most likely kick the shit out of you
by Squigglybob May 09, 2008
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This is when a male human is born with a hand penis, or a handiness, where his regular penis should be. A person with a handiness ussually has finger sticking out of there dong, and sometimes has a palm on the top.
Girl: hey man, whats up?
Dude: Not much, wanna suck my handiness?
Girl: eeeewww! perve!
by shitdood November 29, 2007
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just like a ham sandwhich but more flabby
Mr.conaghan wants to lick haileys big handy
by handy lovers November 17, 2007
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