Hancock

Nothing like the Will Smith movie Hancock

Instead a word for a very irritating horny young man who thinks with his penis.

Likes to assume that all girls are chasing after him, when they are running away from him.

Likes to think he is rather important, you hate to say he isn't.

Ugh I really dislike that boy, all he thinks about is himself.

I know, what a hancock.

Haha get this, that boy just said 'it's okay, i know how you feel and i don't mind a quickie'

Oh dear, hancock!

by Hancock Witness December 15, 2009

Hancock

A plumber who is good at working with people. Typically involved in projects within the downtown area, Hancock is usually the guy to see when it comes to drugs or pipes.

Nicole: "Hey Hancock, let's get that pipe fixed!"

Hancock: "Hell yeah, I can't wait to finish this Aqua project."

by picollo February 11, 2009

Hancock

Describes a person with specialist skills, these often include such as:
-impressions, these can vary from accents to animal noises
-Being able to create extremely loud sounds such as clapping (a result from having extremely large hands, sometimes paired with large feet)

A 'Hancock' may be partial to a bevy of two but don’t expect to know if they make it to three as they do tend to wander, possibly with a member of the opposite (or it has been reported, same) sex

*out on the 'town'

Where has Jeremiah gone? I can’t appear to see them anywhere...!?! Have they left?

Mate... they've pulled a Hancock ;)

by *Jewhavebeenhad* June 9, 2011

Angry Hancock

While giving a hand-job, you hammer fist the man's testicles as he ejaculates.

"Don't go in there!", Terry is about to give Kelvin an Angry Hancock.

by BigEvil13 February 4, 2015

matt hancock

Making a terribly poor decision, backtracking and then pretending it never happened.

"He really matt hancocked that"

by idonthatepoorpeople January 13, 2021

John Hancock

A signature. Derives from John Hancock's signature, which was written in large letters, on the Declaration of Independence.

Could you please put your John Hancock on this form so that I can turn it in?

by rieux November 29, 2003

The Hancock Effect

When you see a girl in Hancock (A Library) and you think she is good looking. Later you see her outside in the real world, and she is no good at all.

In Hancock: Oh WOW look at that slamming hottie.

Outside library: Theres the chick from the library, um I take back that previous comment. She's rank, Guess I got done by "The Hancock Effect".

by JackSize November 12, 2010