hamster

a dirty little hairy rat that shits all over your counch and dies 2 days after purchase.

Kid: I want a hamster for christmas!
Me: You stupid fag, go shove that rat up your ass.

by Bubba_The_Retard November 16, 2006

hamster

An extra planar being failing to mimic the far superior Guinea Pigs. Their mind powers fall short of the greater cavy, and they often go into a rage when they fail at their prime task of mind controlling humans. Beware their bite, as they sometimes will not release until death. Hamsters will only die if there is a possibility it would inconvenience a human.

If you fear for your life from a Hamster, seek out the shelter of the superior and more benevolent Guinea Pig.

by fred-of-fred December 30, 2004

hamster

Not yet a puma, and far removed from Cougar status, a hamster is an underage girl who dresses, acts, and parties like she's 23. Deceptively cute and dangerously crafty, these little critters seem like a good idea...until you bring one home.

"Poor Lawrence Taylor...the hamster strikes again."

by Revalus Bor May 18, 2010

hamster

another way of saying "pussy" , "twat" , "cunt" and good old vagina

guy1: hey dude where were you last night i was waiting for you in town
guy2: sorry i was busy nailing some girls hamster
guy1: wow was she good
guy2: nah she wouldn't suck on my twong

by mingefringe360 December 29, 2009

hamster

A person who is afflicted with amateur radio disease. Often is delirious and talks in Morse code. Weaves all over the road in a vehicle that looks like a porcupine.

Look at that guy parked in front of that green traffic light and talking to himself. He must be a hamster!

by Willy's Dog Ate Big Plump Turkeys May 10, 2007

hamster

A rodent, expensive food for my German shepherd

I catapulted my hamster over 124 yards.

by Superdude November 18, 2004

hamster

A slang word, used instead of "good" or "great." Thought to originate in Hull.

"Allright?"
"I'm 'amster, mate."

by Jamie McGarry April 16, 2004