Music for Hamsters 

J-Pop acts such as Kotoko, Mi-Ko and Morning Musume that use musical techniques so bizarre that the only possible explanation is that the target audience consists of largely of hamsters.

Galaxy Bang! Bang! by Angel Tai is a great example of Music for Hamsters.

Music for Hamsters by Cpn. Hamster August 22, 2004

hamsters on wheels connection 

to have an internet connection that is as if your connection was a hamster running on a wheel

man, you got hamsters on wheels connection. get att

hamsters on wheels connection by beankid January 6, 2010

THE BAD G HAMSTERS 

The bad oraganization of hamsters better then ham-hams kills all the ham-hams and Onittrays the leader

The Bad G hamsters came and killed the ham-hams

THE BAD G HAMSTERS by Onittray October 16, 2003

Hamsters head 

To cut off your bellend and replace it with a hamsters head

zomg ive cut off my bellend and replaced it with a hamsters head

Hamsters head by b1nn7 August 25, 2006

Hamstir

When you invite friends over to "stir some ham"

You coming to the caucus, we are having a hamstir

Hamstir by Papaboner69 July 1, 2011

Clapping Hamsters 

Just another funny metaphor for the act of procreation. This is original though, as of this writing "clap hamster" returns no results in google. You saw it here first people.

Hey where's Bill? Oh he's probably clapping hamsters with the wife.

Clapping Hamsters by Halbey June 8, 2010

hamstershaver 

1.Master and Commander of the Jedi Council; Bisexual and proud of it; gay and lesbian tolerance teacher to young padawans.
2. One who Purchases karma.

1. Hammy® leads the underground order of the EF JEDI; molests his young Padawan ironically enough named Spongebob.
2. 100,000k to 140,000k over night.

hamstershaver by johnnny March 29, 2005