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Halvo

The bass player of A Rocket To The Moon. The hottest man alive, he likes creeping and mouth-breathing. He is married to John O'Callaghan from The Maine and they love ass-fucking every night. He is one of the most blogged about in tumblr. He is the number one fan of the Maine and he always will be. He will one day become the Pesident of the United States and we'll all die because of him.
Did you see halvo with John Ohh?!?!
Eric Halvorsen is so hoooootttt
I can't even.. HALVO
by Halvosbitch October 3, 2010
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Halord

Someone that is very good at Halo.
Man, my friend Derek is a real Halord. He beat it on Legendary without dying.
by Litbut February 8, 2008
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Halfords Hero

n.
Motorist behind the wheel of a chavmobile, who has kitted out his bottom-of-the-range hatchback with several hundredweight of expensive tat, including alloy wheels, ludicrous spoilers, am extremely loud stereo and an exhaust pipe like a fucking coal scuttle.
"Hey look, Bill" said Harry, "Some Halfords Hero's just gone and wrapped his car around a lampost"
by SamThatBlokeInBognor May 21, 2005
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Ola halvorsen

some norwegian swag dude that beats you up for your monthly card
ola halvorsen (in norwegian) hei helt ærlig mann gi meg månedskortet ditt

(translation) hey honestly man give me your monthly card
by DATBOOMGUY October 14, 2020
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halorbz

1.commonly reffered to as the testicle of a well-tuned halo player.

2.can also be used in reference to the game itself
1. dude, my halorbz hurt like hell. shoudn't have slept with your mother..

2. man, i really need to get in my daliy dosage of halorbz. (not testicle)
by pablo rockinman February 24, 2008
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halfords

A car accessories shop which is almost wholly responsible for the boom in barry culture and the creation of barryboys.
They sell 'Ripspeed' which is bolt on crap - barrys convince themselves it makes their car look good, innit but in reality, it looks shite.
Also known as Halfrauds.
Mate, are we going to Halfords to buy some blinging neons?
There's a krooz down at Halfords tonight, are you coming?
Halfords have a wikkid new spoiler in stock, i'm going to buy one with my dole money.
by barryboys admin girlie September 26, 2005
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halfords

a bike shop legendry for its crap bikes which would have gone bankrupt years ago if not for its mildly successive car department whixh is mostly occupied by chavs buying neons for their ford focus.

the bike department mostly employs high school drop outs who cant even spell bike and think they are the sex because they can wheely on their saracen x-ray. if you are planning to buy a bike from halfords take a tool kit with you because there is a 95% chance that at least one part will fall off on the way home.
if you want to ern yourself minimum wage, can name at least 2 parts of a bike and have a highschool education then you are way overqualified to work at halfords.
person with a basic knowlage of bikes: why are your forks on backwards?
retard who bought his bike from halfords: na man shut up halfords did it so its supposed 2 be like that init
person with basic knowlage of bikes: halfords did it? need i say more?
by Chav Hunter1 August 7, 2006
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