Hamstonished

What you become when you look at a big overweight woman and find her weirdly sexually attractive.

Mate 1: Hey dude, have you seen latest Lizzo's on the Tube?
Mate 2: yeah. I'm Hamstonished.

by Sberla May 10, 2019

Haison

A guy who likes to play TOW. He is a good asian and australian.

Haison is asian

by XD Funny Names September 8, 2019

Haisten

a hot girl who has a fat ass and a really good personality

Yo did you see that girl?
yeah bro she’s definitely haisten

by vhkhty November 7, 2020

histonsmokehouse

Where stuff is smoked in histon for folk to eat

I’m starving Let’s get some histonsmokehouse

by Cubed79 June 2, 2021

hanston

Nobody's name except me.

"Sup my name is Hanston!"
"Nice to meet you Ashton! Call me Alice."
".....I changed my mind just call me Hans."

by Hanston November 23, 2021

haisong

Haisong is a good religious man who will not touch people despite his massive schlong. A good wholesome fellow.

You hear about Haisong's dick?

Nah bro that guy don't talk about it.

Yeah Haisong is a nun confirmed.

by HeadBonkMan February 17, 2022

Haston

Haston is the word you use to greet Aston.

"Haston! how are you today?"

by candycaketime December 18, 2022