gummy musket

A gummy musket is when a person who chews a lot of gum (Nicorette,Dentine,etc) routinely swallows it rather than spit it out when spent. Subsequent bowel movements often result in the gum getting matted in the ass hair as a result of wiping. Removal of embedded gum is difficult and painful.

I jerked out a gigantic tuft of ass hair on account of a gummy musket.

by wolfbait51 May 8, 2011

gummy gomez

Cum into your hand and wipe it on your partner's mouth

I gave Lucy a gummy gomez last night, she licked it up, that bitch is crazy.

by Band Camper October 4, 2008

Gummy Bear'd

When a woman removes her teeth, for the sole purpose of performing fellatio.

When Edna came by my house last night, I got Gummy Bear'd, before we had intercourse!

by Jett Black February 23, 2009

Gurmuki

To do something utterly amazing or utterly devastating. This is a word that knows no middle ground.

After your mate has just won on Halo:
"Dude you just gurmukied that shit"

After you have just blown your load:
"Man I gumikied all over the place"

by BadgerSOS May 30, 2013

gummy knuckle

When one inserts their entire hand into their mouth during a blowjob to give a fully mouth-enveloped handjob.

Bro I got a gummy knuckle from my girl the other night.

by Dynawhap January 2, 2019

Dady Gurmek

Dady gurmek is considered god like. He is one of the many gods in a religion called potatisimum. Dady Gurmek is like the devil or Loki. He is very evil and is a trickster. He uses his hacking tools to fool people. Usually people hate him but some praise him for his tricks.

Billy: “Oh my gosh, it’s dady gurmek!”

by xXx_The_Real_Sniper_Dean_xXx November 30, 2017

Gurm

Short for George R.R. Martin or phonetically saying GRRM.

Whaaaat? Tyrion a Targarian? When did Gurm ever hint at that?

by poppawheelee March 29, 2013