Gumpee

When you spit gum onto your penis while urination. If it lands and bounces off your penis, 20+ points. If missed, and lands in the toilet, then 10+ points.

I just did a gumpee in the restroom just now.

by exoticgoryglory June 10, 2018

gumpit

A fat Potato-like baby

Man your Gumpit is huge!

by Datishat June 12, 2018

Gumptious

Adjective used to describe something with good mouth feel or that is satisfying to eat. Can also be used to describe something pretty.

“Those cookies were very gumptious” or “You look very gumptious today”

by Riverthedoge April 27, 2022

gumpen

a german gang slang word for a nearly smoked cigarrette lying on the floor or out of trashbin, which is smoked by a person.

Lass dich nicht lumpen, an den gumpen.

by sweatto159 July 1, 2022

Dirty Gumper

A dirty gumper is when you poo in a plastic bag shake it up and spread it on your naked partner. Then you proceed to lick the remains off of your partner and have a dirty gumper make out

Gumper TY did you just dirty Gumper Ella Evan’s

by GUMPER master October 19, 2021

Guppet

Gay Muppet.

I derogatory definition for a person who is not only a muppet (fool), but a muppet who is sexually inclined towards the same sex of muppet.

When you said to me that you forgot your brain and you fancied the other guys ass, we would call you a Guppet.

by Da'boys from da'West Side hole July 3, 2006

Gumpert

A cat that follows you around all the time, never leaving your side, and is always vocalizing its desire for attention/ food. A cat that talks back when you tell it to quit jumping on the counters/ blinds/ screen door/ dog.

Person to cat: "Get off the counter!"

Cat: "MEOW!"

Person to cat: "You are such a fucking Gumpert."

by tacobellcrazy July 15, 2011