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Guiselle

She is a wonder full gorgeous beautiful girl and she is really nice and she likes volleyball and she has a beautiful voice and has a really good personality and has a gorgeous smile and she taken
“Do you know Guiselle”
“No

bruh she nice
by Daniel Gigi August 12, 2019
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Grocery Guise

The outfit you choose when you expect NOT to run into anyone you know at the Megamart. Usually includes dark glasses and Crocs.
As I rounded the isle, whilst wearing my Grocery Guise, there stood Reverend Feltcher!
by Abiding Dude July 25, 2011
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Doing 'Guise

Mick: Have you seen all those children doing 'guise on Halloween?

Kassie: As in "fucking men"?

Mick: That too, but I meant wearing costumes.
by McMeddles March 15, 2014
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Butt Geiser Surpriser

Also known as the BGS, this is a loving sexual act in which the giver urinates up the butt of the recipient.

BGS tournaments are also known to occur in some parts of the United States, though the rules of the tournament aren't well known.
I couldn't believe the sensation brought on to me after receiving my first BGS.

After years of BGSing, I have a permanent limp.
by Dave February 12, 2004
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GeiserMeisers

GeiserMeisers...who are they?
Where do they come from?
I'll tell ya where....
They come out of nowhere...
Determined...
Focused....
Fueled by the desire to be a "geisermeiser"
They are "geiser"....
With their desire alone...they don't need to cheat
They are "meiser"....
You admire their strength everytime they come into the gym
Training becomes a mission for them!!
They "tank" over anyone that's gets in their way
And spare no one...not their partners or themselves in their training

GeiserMeisers have unbelievable power and physiques that would rival hercules They are everywhere where people think they aren't
And not everywhere people think they are
They are "warriors" in every sense of the word
And they "never quit"
They eat, sleep, think, and breathe being a "geisermeiser"
they do whatever it takes to achieve their goals in the gym And leaves nothing to chance

They are power-bodybuilders
Mortal gymrats envy them....
Powerlifters respect them...
Bodybuilders admire them...
And outside the gym...they fear no one!!

They have strength & honor towards fellow freaks and others...
They leave a mark in the gym everytime they are there...
Tell me......
Are you a GeiserMeiser??
WSM champion Bill Kazmaier is a GeiserMeiser
by afellowgeisermeiser January 13, 2005
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Guiseppe

Derived from an Italian person sipping cappuccino, this is a more specific version of 'Pearl Necklace' where the ejaculation ends in a creamy smear across the girls top lip.
I bashed one out and gave her a Guiseppe.
by Emmbee January 14, 2007
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Sloppy Guiseppe

Similar to a Space-Docking, but the defecator's faeces must have a texture that is liquid-like, and must then proceed to have sex with the poo-filled vagina whilst chanting up to 10 Hail Mary's.
Did that priest just give a nun a sloppy guiseppe?
by TeamChoad May 20, 2010
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