4 definitions by Abiding Dude

Thermostat Hack

The sneaky adjustment of the thermostat, often out of deference to your spouse, roommate or co-worker.
No one suspected my thermostat hack, until we could see our breath in the small studio apartment.
by Abiding Dude August 13, 2011
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Fifeism

A funny quip, quote, or observation by Deputy Barney Fife.
"You've got to nip it in the bud," is a classic Barney Fifeism.
by Abiding Dude August 10, 2011
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Grocery Guise

The outfit you choose when you expect NOT to run into anyone you know at the Megamart. Usually includes dark glasses and Crocs.
As I rounded the isle, whilst wearing my Grocery Guise, there stood Reverend Feltcher!
by Abiding Dude July 24, 2011
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Satchel Shame

The guilt one feels when they forget to bring their reusable bags to the grocery store.
The cashier looked at me with contempt, as I'd forgotten my reusable bags, causing profound satchel shame.
by Abiding Dude September 12, 2011
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