gleef

trapped air in a medical exam glove makes a qweef like sound

It happen when putting on a medical exam glove and trapped air makes a qweef like sound,gleef.

by girthzilla July 7, 2009

gueem

Someone who thinks they are a total bad-ass, but are, in actuality, a complete bitch, who cries about their seemingly endless problems, which often stems from their false sense of bad-assness.

Most often seen spilling their feelings to a counselor, or wandering aimlessly until they have run out of tears.

Sean: Hey Scott. Do you know where Derek is?

Scott: I saw him an hour ago, but when I said hi, he didn't respond. He was too busy crying into his hands.

Sean: WOW! What a gueem!

by sloppy2nds May 13, 2010

Gleef

A cross between "globular" and "queef"; Justin Bieber.

The guy who cut me in line at the taxidermist was a real gleef.

by IWork4Dessert December 27, 2011

geefars

abbreviation that particularly cool chemists use for:

Graphite Furnace Atomic Absorption Spectroscopy

"Yo, harry, run it through geefars and make it snappy"

by beanbag guts March 25, 2004

Geeface

The stern facial expression one uses in order to not show weakness. Geeface is often observed in group photos where all but one person is smiling.

That guy with the Geeface must be the Alpha in the group.

by Geeface. September 19, 2017

Geefer

A person that likes to smell their own farts

After that dude eats a bunch of cabbage he’s such a geefer

by Adddd124 May 23, 2018

no geef

no joke, no lie

Sally said "I really like this Tommy guy. He's really attractive." Graham replied "no geef?".

by The O.G. Jerrell February 16, 2017