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David the Grunting Spacker

A retarded, thick-lipped checkout assistant who stares at the ceiling while serving you and grunts instead of speaking.
Dad: Shall we go to Asda then?

Monkus: Only if we can go to David's till.

Dad: David the Grunting Spacker?

Monkus: Yeah. The fat spaz makes me piss.
by Benny Twadge June 19, 2009
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Gruntry

The sinister fusion of country and grunge embodying the unique sound of Seattle. See Seattle local band Red Heart Alarm, the first named "gruntry" band of the NW.
They describe themselves as “gruntry”—grunge meets country, as if that wasn’t instantly obvious. --Mike Seely
by underground.tourist October 24, 2011
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Grunt Fruit

I'll be right back. Need to replenish the bowl full of grunt fruit.
by Eaton Holgoode February 22, 2017
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Grunt (From Halo)

the funniest thing in the halo world they try so hard but never win
Grunt (From Halo):ill chase him ill catch him and then wont know what to do

elite: you idiot
by grunt killer December 18, 2009
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Gruntmoggy

A made up word used in the computer rooms of London's square mile by IT staff (geeks) who wish to break the monotony of being stuck in a noisy bland environment.
Gruntmoggy should almost be sung rather than spoken and can be used with any combination of other made up sounds.
In the late 90's it was not uncommon to find photocopied drawings of a mans body in black tie with a cats head. It's believed that this was the embodiment of Gruntmoggy.
Eeee arrrr orrrr Gruntmoggy ahhhhhhhhhorrrrrrr
by PeeGeeUK August 25, 2010
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Runny grunts

Goddddd, I was taking a shit dude and it was sooo watery and runny and I was grunting really loud as the watery poo came flying out my asshole.

So this afternoon I went to the bathroom. I had to shit so bad that I couldnt hold it prior. The second I pulled my pants down runny grunts went flying all over the back of the toilet seat. It was nasty!
by Bobby Knobi May 28, 2010
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Grunt a load

(verb) To ejaculate; expel a load of semen.

From the sound a man makes during an intense orgasm.
Not only will I ride bareback; I'm planning to grunt a load into her ass.

Can also be shortened to "grunt," as in:
"I went out with that girl from work last night."
"Did you grunt?"
by Wicked Cousin March 13, 2010
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