Gromfruit

When you’re late to everything

Jesus I can’t take it anymore, Gromfruit again! He costs me so much time!

by baller42652+02 June 12, 2023

Gruffnut

The clotting of anal hair due to the application of excrement.

Oooooo I don't think I wiped properly I've got gruffnuts hangin out of my posterior

by Dave T October 26, 2003

grumblecakes

Delicious snack cake made from steam and sugar. First made by Kevin Grumbles. Rumored to be the dessert of choice for liars and thieves - and those people go to prison. (Just ask The Cheat.)

"I'll give you half a Grumblecake if you say something smart."

by Wubbzy February 19, 2004

grumalo

a gay person that is addicted to world of warcraft.

"sorry, we're playing beyblades" grumalo

by santaclawws June 12, 2009

Grumbledore

The character of Dumbledore in the Harry Potter movies that is butchered by Michael Gambon. Dumbledore is written to be the "epitome of goodness" who is brilliant, kind, and amusing. One of Harry's most essential mentors throughout the series, Dumbledore deserves to be well represented in the films. Michael Gambon portrays him as angry, menacing and distant.

Joan: Don't you ever wish you had a grandfather like Albus Dumbledore?

Dan: WHAT? NO? He'd by the worst grandpa ever!

Joan: Have you only seen the movies?

Dan: Yes.

Joan: Agh! You've only seen GRUMBLEDORE

by lunalovegoodindisguise December 3, 2011

grufe

A thick, gray or white coating of hair that lies upon any private part belonging to an older man or woman.

Old Mammie Mel's grufe was hanging out of her taint like a silvery rope leading to a mysterious must.

by Perineum-Pope March 5, 2015

Grum-pea

The negative mood experienced by one who is addicted to peas

Louise is in a grum-pea mood

by Milly McMildred September 25, 2010