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Phone rings “ring ring ring, dude in bed answers- Hello? Caller says in a dubious voice- “Hey what you doing man? Dude in bed responds, “Duuude, I’m ruffling in the sheets man”. Ruffling in the sheets? WTH does that mean? I’m half way between being ready and going back to bed which is better than being in bed and not being ready!
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Guy: Man, what happened last night?
Dude: We got wasted last night, and then Michelle gave me some serious grundlingus!
Guy: Hell yeah!!!
Dude: We got wasted last night, and then Michelle gave me some serious grundlingus!
Guy: Hell yeah!!!
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