Grimble Grunching

Grimble grunching is when bros out here chiefan dat fake weed.

This nigga really grimble grunching right now

by Playboicartisballsack August 9, 2022

Grimble shmeeding

When a powerful count requires you to snip the hairs from around his anus

“ I’m in good need of a grimble shmeeding tonight”

“I grimble shmed the f*ck out of him”

“Please bake me a nice grimble shmeed pie”

by Ne1hypinup May 27, 2023

Tethered Grimble

n. The small clump of poop mixed with toilet paper that clings to an ass-hair. Very similar to a dingleberry

If you use inferior toilet paper and no water when wiping, you will end up with tethered grimbles...

by Labattomy May 29, 2012

Carlsbad Grimble

Injecting illicit drugs (usually opiates) into the tip of the Penis. Generally for the purpose of enhancing sexual pleasure.

Popularized on The Daily Show by Senior Human Sexuality Correspondent Samantha Bee.

Rush Limbaugh had to have his penis amputated due to his overuse of the Carlsbad Grimble. His tallywacker had become necrotic.

by ChipSlap May 18, 2006

Joshua Grimble'd

When your friend says something so ludicrous and outlandish, that if you were to describe it you would say "Joshua Grimble"

"He told me Ryan Reynolds wasn't hot! that motherfucker Joshua Grimble'd me!"

by Deftimdominus May 10, 2024

Gribbler

One who lusts for feet, toes in particular.

“Did you see Hannah go after Gavin’s feet? She’s such a gribbler.”

by Gribbler69 July 31, 2019

Grumblebrag

To complain in a superficial manner, when one is really just boasting.

I have to wear my wedding ring or else I just get hit on too much. I'm not actually annoyed, I'm just grumblebragging.

by das Luftkissenboot November 13, 2014