MOM: YOU GET THE B. I AM GOING TO WHIP YOUR ASS. GET THE A+ OR CHOPSTICK UP ASS AND NO RICE FOR 3 DAYS!
ASIAN SON: I DO THE SO MUCH EXTRA CREDIT! I'M JUST NO SMART!
MOM: YOU A DISAPPOINTMENT. GO TO THE DOG HOUSE AND SPEND THE NIGHT WITH THE DINNER. YOU KNOW WHAT THE ASIAN GRADING SYSTEM IS!!!!!
ASIAN SON: I DO THE SO MUCH EXTRA CREDIT! I'M JUST NO SMART!
MOM: YOU A DISAPPOINTMENT. GO TO THE DOG HOUSE AND SPEND THE NIGHT WITH THE DINNER. YOU KNOW WHAT THE ASIAN GRADING SYSTEM IS!!!!!
by PERSONWITHALLOFTHEA+ January 27, 2020
Get the ASIAN GRADING SYSTEM mug.Asians:
A = Average
B = Below average
C = Can't have dinner
D = Don't come home
F = Find a new family
Super Nice Asian Parents:
A = Above Average
B = Average
C = Below Average
D = do something good in life
F = Failure at school, hopefully not in life
A = Average
B = Below average
C = Can't have dinner
D = Don't come home
F = Find a new family
Super Nice Asian Parents:
A = Above Average
B = Average
C = Below Average
D = do something good in life
F = Failure at school, hopefully not in life
Super Nice Asian Parents Grading Scale are similar to Asian Parents Grading Scale, But they say if their child becomes something good in life then they won't have problem with low grades, or else F = FAILURE FOR LIFE.
by The Kid that's Big April 20, 2022
Get the Super Nice Asian Parents Grading Scale mug.In video game hockey, rapidly poke checking the goalie while he has the puck covered but can still move it.
Any goals gained from this practice are very cheesy.
Any goals gained from this practice are very cheesy.
Why do you keep grating the cheese? I'm not going to pass it with my goalie.
I've got two goals off grating the cheese alone.
I've got two goals off grating the cheese alone.
by Hexis August 21, 2008
Get the grating the cheese mug.The act of lazily laying around in a cool dark room. Generally, gracing is done after a night of heavy drinking, usually involving the smoking of marijuana. A critical part of the gracing process is having an ample amount of seating, ideally one full sized couch per person. Temperatures should not exceed 68 degrees.
The term originated in room 312 of the fraternity house.
The term originated in room 312 of the fraternity house.
Dude 1: What are you doing tonight bro?
Dude 2: Not a whole lot, I got pretty fucked up last night so I'll probably just spend all night gracing.
Dude 2: Not a whole lot, I got pretty fucked up last night so I'll probably just spend all night gracing.
by Brian and Drew November 5, 2008
Get the gracing mug.by Misfiit April 6, 2011
Get the Grating the monkey mug.A state of inebriation usually only experienced by hardened drinkers. often occurring at Lunchtime while you are supposed to be in a meeting with your boss. People who are Graingered often loose control of their bodily functions, and have to spend prolonged periods of time asleep in lavatories. The true Grainger, when ordered home by management will normally wake up in the pub toilet when the manager is trying to close up.
by Grave Danger May 20, 2009
Get the Graingered mug.Gearing up for smallies simply means you are doing everything in your power to get the inside advantage on catching long dong small mouth bass. This is not limited to- buying OD rats, buying Baby FishEverything haters, buying split ring pliers from your local Walmart at 11 o’clock pm and or slapping so many slaps on your fishing vessel of choice that you nearly double it’s resale value.
“ Hey Philip, you want to go fish for some bass?”
“Ya Adrian!”
“Phil what’s taking so long?”
“Sorry man been Gearing up for smallies, you know how long that can take.”
“Oh my bad Phil, ya I understand that.”
“Ya Adrian!”
“Phil what’s taking so long?”
“Sorry man been Gearing up for smallies, you know how long that can take.”
“Oh my bad Phil, ya I understand that.”
by IheartbASS October 23, 2019
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