Regular kids:
A = Great
B = Good
C = Average D = Okay
F = Bad
Asians:
A = Average
B = Below average
C = Can't have dinner
D = Don't come home F = Find a new family
Asian: *crying*
Other kid: Why are you so sad?
Asian: Cuz I have a B+!
Other kid: Well I have a C- and my parents think that's pretty good Asian: On the Asian grading scale, B's are below average Other kid: Sorry
A careless method of grating cheese by holding the block of cheese and grater high above the food, causing it to disperse everywhere but the intended dish.
Characterised by fragments of grated cheese found everywhere around the kitchen afterwards - often accompanied by a larger, dry block of remnant cheese left out for many days after said cheese-grating incident.
Particularly common in Rootes P 2nd kitchen, and generally anywhere inhabited by a German-Italian partnership.
Dude 1: "Awww wtf Jasper, there's cheese everywhereon the table again!"
Jasper: "Sorry dude, Francesco and I made pesto pasta last night and we were hover-grating the cheese over it."
Dude 1: "Aw not again dammit."
Pit: "In Luxembourg..."
Hover-grating is the only way to truly enjoy a German-Italian dish.
Asian: Crap, I got a D for biology, can I come to your house?
Friend: What do you mean?
Asian: In our Asian grading scale, Im not allowed to go home anymore
A= Average
B= Bad
C= Catastrophe D= Disowned
F= Forgotten Forever...
Now you know why we spend half our times buried in a book. Doesn't this asian grading scale answer so much? To our parents, this does not seem harsh. Go figure.
A teacher who mercilessly grades students' papers, tests, etc., looking for any mistakes at all and taking an extreme number of points off for any mistakes found.
"Dude, Mrs. L graded my math testyesterday, and she took 6 points off--on a 4 point question! What a fucking Grading Nazi!"