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Graingered 

A state of inebriation usually only experienced by hardened drinkers. often occurring at Lunchtime while you are supposed to be in a meeting with your boss. People who are Graingered often loose control of their bodily functions, and have to spend prolonged periods of time asleep in lavatories. The true Grainger, when ordered home by management will normally wake up in the pub toilet when the manager is trying to close up.
Nick: Dave, where were you yesterday at 4:00?
Dave, sorry boss, I was Graingered
Graingered by Grave Danger May 20, 2009
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Gingered 

The aftereffects of a sex act involving at least one female participant on her period. The act begins with the woman's partner lowering their head until the top of their head is in close proximity to the vulva (the women is generally standing). The woman proceeds to hump/ride their partners head to climax, in the process of which their bloody secretions end up in their partner's hair. This turns their partner's hair red, making them a de facto ginger.
"Did you dye your hair?"

"Nah, my girlfriend gingered me last night and I forgot to take a shower."
Gingered by rbdpawprnt January 3, 2010

Gingered Up 

To proceed to ingest so much alcohol, you are as drunk as Ginger at BSU. Activities include random wetness, missing fifths of Jack Daniels, %110 percent memory loss, fighting good friends, all while being a super sweet girl who is really awesome and pretty.
I'm lookin to get totally gingered up tonight.
Gingered Up by Chaffee D December 2, 2007

grainger 

in Arabic actually means "prostitute" and "good fucker". but can also be used in english as a verb or noun.
damn i bet that chick is an amazing grainger!

she looks like a complete grainger!
grainger by the best grainger September 10, 2009

Grainger 

GRAINGER IS A BADASS

Being Gingered 

When Ginger the hall monitor catches you in an act, such as hoods, camera stalking, hall watching, etc.
When you sneak out of class 5 minutes early you be being gingered. She going to ginger you reallll hard.

Grainger's Law 

Any partisan discussion involving Hillary Clinton will eventually include discredited claims related to Benghazi despite 8 Republican House Congressional investigations that found zero wrongdoing.
Jane Doe you voted for her. We all know you were easily able to dismiss her lies, deceptiveness, and incompetence of Benghazi where several Americans were killed.

John Doe can't we have one conversation where you do not evoke Grainger's Law to circumvent the topic at hand?!?
Grainger's Law by MadisongG January 20, 2017
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