big titty goth gf

A female belonging to the goth subculture who has large mammaries. She is also in a romantic and/or sexual relationship with somebody.

Me: I wish I had a big titty goth gf.
Somebody who is mean: Haha u will never have anyone 😂

by Re:Renn April 1, 2019

goth mommy

a super hot goth girl who has big boobs, thick thighs, and a wolf cut. (usually wearing thick black eyeliner)

don’t look now, but there’s a goth mommy walking behind us!!

by gothmommy55 April 18, 2021

Goth Blocked

When seeing a group of one or more goth people prevents you from carrying out your intended activity. Somehow seeing these black clad punks (who usually turn out to be pretty nice people) is enough to deter you from your intended path or destination and so you wander elsewhere to avoid feeling awkward because you are too scared to walk past them, thinking that they might attack you with their shiny pants and throw tubes of black eyeliner at you.

DISCLAIMER: I did not make up "goth blocked" I saw it on a youtube video and thought it would be a worthy addition to Urban Dictionary. Don't sue me!!!! All originality of this phrase I credit to TheRealParis (youtube name). Don't hate me Paris. <3

Dude, I was running a slew of errands and I was going to walk into Target but there were these Goths hanging out right in the entrance so I didn't go in.

I've been Goth Blocked.

by colour January 28, 2010

Goheg

The biggest trendsetter alive. You will truly feel stupid after you hear this guy talk. BEAST!

🔬goheg is awesome and staf (swagy-trend you-af) and will find the cure for cancer tommorow🔭

by Goheg is a beast March 31, 2015

Beach Goth

Genre of Music that developed in Orange County and Los Angeles, California. Music consisting of both drum rhythms and high reverb guitar riffs that resemble surf but have a sader tone in its lyrics.

"What kind of music are the Growlers", asked Clarisse. Her man replied, "They're beach goth."

by FOXYTALK November 14, 2010

Classic Goth

One of a darker persona who enjoys the beauties of life that others have forgotten. Unlike the plain goth, death metal or other such music is not the only form of audio entertainment. The Dies Irae, Kyrie, Adagio for Strings, works by Michael Crawford and Sarah Brightman, and Agnus Dei are also popular amongst this crowd. Classic Goths' oriantation borders on the strange and unique, and is one of the most abnormal form of goth. More often than not, Classic Goths are artistic in many feilds, some of which include Gothic Archetexture, Renisance art, singing, writing, and the playing of darker, older instruments (harp, violin, pipe organ, etc)
Popularity and 'fitting in' are at the bottom of the Classic Goth's to-do list. In fact, one will find that the Classic Goth often remains aloof from her/his fellow person, finding that solitude allows for better inspiration. Contrary to the cliche that Goths of any form worship Satan, Classic Goths DO NOT, under any circimstances, fit this definition.

You can always find a classic goth deeply immersed in writings and musical pieces of a higher mindset.

by Angelique Noël January 23, 2009

Land O Goshen

Land O Goshen is a Southern expression of amazement or frustration. The Land of Goshen is a place referred to two times in the Bible, once as a province of Egypt (in the time of Joseph) and another time as a Canaanite land renamed Goshen in the book of Joshua. After Moses led the Jews out of Egypt (Goshen) and Joshua finally led them into Canann, they named a portion of the Promised Land, Goshen. This may be why the phrase is used as an exclamation of amazement and frustration, as the Land of Goshen was the place of the Israelites bondage, and later a place in the Promised Land.

1. Land O Goshen, I just saw a shooting star!
2. Land O Goshen, if I have to tell you to close that front door again I'm gonna tan your hide, boy!
3. Land O Goshen, that apple pie is the tastiest I ever et, Ma!

by DallasDeckard January 27, 2011