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Googlenometry

Discussing the intricacies of Google functions and design.
Part of the Googlenometry are the little up/ down arrows on Google that influence the results when logged into your account.
by PointandStare August 28, 2009
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googleheimers

The very same as googleheimer's... just incorrect
"I've so got the googleheimers!"

"You mean googleheimer's?"

"Wha.. oh.. yeah, of course, sorry."
by Sylvester Vogtstokk March 25, 2010
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Googleizeationism

{Google-ize-ation-ism}. This can be referred to a (growing) {doctrine}, a {practice,} (doctors practice) a {belief} (state of mind) or a {condition} (a state of being) (ism) and a process (ation) where the human mind is continually searching (Google) usually in a very intense manner (speed) in which the brain is collecting data via the {minds eye,} while continually {blending} and {coalescing} that data with existing data and life's experiences while constantly adding more, and with continuous analyzation, scrutinization, and penetration of the external, and internal, of things material and immaterial, to a point, of understanding, comprehending, or apprehending, the essences or properties of that data, in order to begin to order, to engineer, to form or create the environment in which one lives by assembling the individual pieces or elements, material or immaterial together to form a complex whole or in short to sythenisize.
1. Those who embrace {googleizeationism} will create the new world "that has order." Order your new world and create.

2. One does not have to be afraid of {googleizeationism} but may not be able to understand or grasp it, if one is not willing to give (of themselves) as giving is the essence of life and the force that will create the new world.

3. Stated simply {googleizeationism} is the art and science, or practice, of searching minds in order to find new ways of creating ones world - an experiment in living.

4. Everybody wants to create because the Creator is inside, figure out what you want to create and if you still can't create it, fix what is inside of you and keep trying with continued believing and practicing googleizeationism will aid you in your efforts.

5. The belief and practice of {googleizeationism} may cause inflammation of the brain known as {googleitis.}
by Ajax3 June 19, 2010
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Googleheimers

Being Late or forgetting something because you were distracted by the internet, a computer, or a mobile device.

A sign of being a Zombot
*Bob sprints to time clock*

Kristy: "Your half an hour late! What happened?"

Bob: "Time just slipped away when I found this new site"

Tom: "Ah you had a case of googleheimers today. Last week I had to call in my case was so bad"
by RolandoPico May 10, 2011
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googlette

The little animal one thinks of when they are told to google something

Google + It = Googlette
Boy1: Hey man i need info on WW1

Boy2: Dude Googlette

Boy3: Is that like a piglette
by Di~Vad July 21, 2007
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Google Time

When you have no idea what something is, so you Google it.
"I don't know shit about this. Google time "
by SoldYerSpy February 28, 2015
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googlelize

using Google to search for stuff (ex. homework, project etc...)
DUDE! The Chinese homework was freaking harddd! Im gonna googlelize it tonight.
by ZEROpanda April 22, 2008
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