Googlebate

To look up oneself on google. Basically, google + masturbate.

I googlebated yesterday and found some weird pictures of myself!

by fizzeh January 19, 2008

Googlecide

The act of hating on people who fight back and smear your name so badly that you become red-flagged across the internet and can't create accounts on various websites due to the bad reputation the original hater has now accumulated.

I googled "jdsonic" and it looks like he finally took the big step of committing googlecide

by Dataghost January 6, 2011

Googleite

A person who has the need to Google everything in their life.

Jonny is a Googleite, he feels the need to Google everything.

by Just Jacko December 29, 2019

Goodsemite

when your girlfriend goes on a trip to Yosemite for a week. this is the worst experience ever:(

Allison: im going to Yosemite.
Kev: :(
Allison: ok bye
kev: damn goodsemite

by SmellyTurcoise1222fadalifadali February 22, 2009

Uncle Googemizer

A sexual act in which a man freezes his excrement in a common household freezer for 8-10 hours. Afterwards, it is then taken out of the freezer, at which point the female uses it to masturbate. For maximum pleasure, it can be frozen along with the female's excrement and frozen for 24 hours.
Afterwards, both male and female simultaneously use it as a dildo, ass-to-ass or ass-to-vagina. The objective in this sexual 'game' is for the male and the female to ejaculate or cum, respectively, before the excrement starts to melt.

Man: Honey, I'm so bored of our lovemaking. Perhaps we should try something new?
Woman: I've heard about something called an Uncle Googemizer. Perhaps we should try it?

- 1 day later -

Man: Wow, that felt so great! We should do it again.
Woman: Indeed, but we must remember to buy more laxatives.

by Sora25322264 August 30, 2011

googleitis

Constantly googling every ache, pain, cough, oddity and taking on the symptoms to convince yourself you are dying when you are perfectly fine.

I was coughing and upon googling reasons I think due to my googleitis I may be suffering from EVERYTHINGAPHOMA.

by KitKat83 December 8, 2010

Googleit

To google something

I told you to googleit if you didn't know what the monster in lost was.

by onderyoobed April 24, 2011