Goodsemite 

when your girlfriend goes on a trip to Yosemite for a week. this is the worst experience ever:(

Allison: im going to Yosemite.
Kev: :(
Allison: ok bye
kev: damn goodsemite

Goodsemite by SmellyTurcoise1222fadalifadali February 22, 2009

googlemite 

n 1. Anyone who frequently searches the world wide web.
2. unemployed.

plural googlemites
1. Everyone lost in or 'consumed' by the internet.

2. Anyone who uses the internet at work.

Like a termite eats wood and lives in wood, so too a googlemite; he 'lives on the web/internet'.

What's your job?
I'm a googlemite.

They never go out anymore, they're googlemites.

I'm a googlemite.

googlemite by mouseonmoon August 5, 2008