One who tends to make jokes and be frickin silly all the time. This kind of person has a hard time conveying serious messages because people always assume he or she is joking.
Eric: What did you put for number 4 on the geology test?
Mary: Quartz.
Eric: I put the soft blue diamond from Titanic.
Mary: You are such a goofass!!
Mary: Quartz.
Eric: I put the soft blue diamond from Titanic.
Mary: You are such a goofass!!
by Eric Backman June 12, 2007
Get the goofass mug.A large man beast that is strong, tends to carry a club, and smashes many things. Not very fleet of foot and if you cross one you should run fast.
The goofa got into my apartment last night and ate all my food and smashed my kitchen!
Run from that goofa before it uses the club.
Run from that goofa before it uses the club.
by chodanut April 22, 2008
Get the goofa mug.A half-goose half-goat creature with a great shopping sense and the ability to jump three times its own height. May also apply to an artistic depiction of said animal.
Person 1: OMG, I NEED NEW CLOTHEZZZZ
Person 2: OMGEEE HAVE THE GOOSAHOPGOODSHOPHOOF HELP YOU, HE HAS GREAT SHOPPING SENSE AND CAN JUMP AND GET THINGS FROM THE TOP SHELVES.
Person 1: That's a really nice goosahopgoodshophoof you have in your living room.
Person 2: Thanks, I got it from Gregory Greggson's goosahopgoodshophoof emporium.
Person 2: OMGEEE HAVE THE GOOSAHOPGOODSHOPHOOF HELP YOU, HE HAS GREAT SHOPPING SENSE AND CAN JUMP AND GET THINGS FROM THE TOP SHELVES.
Person 1: That's a really nice goosahopgoodshophoof you have in your living room.
Person 2: Thanks, I got it from Gregory Greggson's goosahopgoodshophoof emporium.
by THEMAKEROFGOOSAHOPGOODSHOPHOOF February 28, 2011
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Get the goobah mug.A term used to either express or describe the ridiculous nature of an event, individual, or idea. The event, individual, or idea must be quite freaking incredulous in order for it to acquire the descriptor: Goofasaurus.
It is usually directed to another human being and most eloquently summarizes their personality or occurrence that transpired. The word can have both positive and negative connotations based on the context in which the word is used.
Etymology: The only known Dinosaur to have survived until present day. (Kind of paradoxical when you think about it).
It is usually directed to another human being and most eloquently summarizes their personality or occurrence that transpired. The word can have both positive and negative connotations based on the context in which the word is used.
Etymology: The only known Dinosaur to have survived until present day. (Kind of paradoxical when you think about it).
"I have a friend and he does the most ridiculous shit, like whine about things, jump off cars, float in a sea of marshmallows. Oh, he is such a Goofasaurus!" said Hamlet.
"You sound like a goofasaurus when you babble about all that nonsense" said Othello.
"You sound like a goofasaurus when you babble about all that nonsense" said Othello.
by Tyrone Schiff July 9, 2007
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One who is spectacular in bed. If a Goofa Le is to see an octopus, she will have ultimate and instant orgasm inducing sex with it. Goofa being deprived from Shagoofa, Sha only adding to ...the attractiveness of her character. Le being LIMITED EDITION one of a kind, not for sale, beyond your price range, and too cool for you, sucker.
One who is spectacular in bed. If a Goofa Le is to see an octopus, she will have ultimate and instant orgasm inducing sex with it. Goofa being deprived from Shagoofa, Sha only adding to ...the attractiveness of her character. Le being LIMITED EDITION one of a kind, not for sale, beyond your price range, and too cool for you, sucker.
girl 1: oh my goddess did you see that euphoric octopus on the shore?!!
girl 2: oy vei, i did, i wonder what godly creature could of done this...-
wise fisherman: ey, it be a limited edition Goofa Le, no other..
girl 2: oy vei, i did, i wonder what godly creature could of done this...-
wise fisherman: ey, it be a limited edition Goofa Le, no other..
by Chelsea Rexx September 12, 2009
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