goofa
A large man beast that is strong, tends to carry a club, and smashes many things. Not very fleet of foot and if you cross one you should run fast.
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goofa
Huge crater holes in its skin,
also search freak.
Noticed by its hunched back,
tall and lanky, ugly rocky-type
face of pimples.
Also called the monster of the
black lagoon. Can be found in
swamps on occasions sitting in
a pile of muck. Is also known
to stalk people from a distance.
If you think it is a Goofa.
Then i 100% advise you to run.
also search freak.
Noticed by its hunched back,
tall and lanky, ugly rocky-type
face of pimples.
Also called the monster of the
black lagoon. Can be found in
swamps on occasions sitting in
a pile of muck. Is also known
to stalk people from a distance.
If you think it is a Goofa.
Then i 100% advise you to run.
"Its the monster from the black lagoon! (Goofa)"
"Goofa needs #INF bars of soap"
"Goofa needs #INF bottles of clearasil"
(#INF means Infinite)
"Goofa needs #INF bars of soap"
"Goofa needs #INF bottles of clearasil"
(#INF means Infinite)
goofa by <:: 1337 H4x0r DuD3 ::> November 14, 2004
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Goofa • Goofasaurus • gooface • Goofa Le • goofabius • goofabuloo • goofacious • goofadelic • Goofado • Goofadoodle
Goofa Le
Goofa Le;
One who is spectacular in bed. If a Goofa Le is to see an octopus, she will have ultimate and instant orgasm inducing sex with it. Goofa being deprived from Shagoofa, Sha only adding to ...the attractiveness of her character. Le being LIMITED EDITION one of a kind, not for sale, beyond your price range, and too cool for you, sucker.
One who is spectacular in bed. If a Goofa Le is to see an octopus, she will have ultimate and instant orgasm inducing sex with it. Goofa being deprived from Shagoofa, Sha only adding to ...the attractiveness of her character. Le being LIMITED EDITION one of a kind, not for sale, beyond your price range, and too cool for you, sucker.
girl 1: oh my goddess did you see that euphoric octopus on the shore?!!
girl 2: oy vei, i did, i wonder what godly creature could of done this...-
wise fisherman: ey, it be a limited edition Goofa Le, no other..
girl 2: oy vei, i did, i wonder what godly creature could of done this...-
wise fisherman: ey, it be a limited edition Goofa Le, no other..
Goofa Le by Chelsea Rexx September 12, 2009
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Baby Daddy One: This goof nigga Isaac was pulling at the school yesterday!
Baby Daddy Two: Aight, third grade teacher?
Baby Daddy One: Nah, your daughter
Baby Daddy Two: Aight, third grade teacher?
Baby Daddy One: Nah, your daughter
Goof Nigga by TheGooner December 15, 2016
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