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This one time, i wiped my ass the wrong way and all this shit got smeared on my gooche! it sucked!
by joshman October 3, 2003
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Gooche letting

The act of cutting your gooche open and letting the blood run into your blood hole.
"yeah, the other night I got bored, so I decided a little gooche letting was in order."
by Bud is good June 3, 2009
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gooching so hard

An expression often used in frustration over the small size of ones penis effectively throwing off the trajectory of the aforementioned party's beer pong shot.
"i'm gooching so hard right now", said shane as the pong ball overshot the table and his penis retracted into his body cavity.
by sean henny September 6, 2010
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Gooshen

That time of the month your wife or significant other has that ooye gooey gooshy creamy ovulation fluid in her panties!

To test if she truly is Gooshen, simply throw her panties on the wall and if it sticks she's ovulating.
Sandra was Gooshen so bad when her panties hit the floor it sounded like a wet rag hitting the shower floor!
by Border_Jumper March 1, 2022
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Gooching

Gooching. The act of grabbing/rubbing two fingers on someones gooch area. can be done either sexually or as a means of punishment or beating up. Mythically it is possible to gooch someone until they jizz.
Lets gooch that new year 8 kid, hes a pinhead. Gooch him good he didn't pay his money.Ohh baby gooch me till i jizz. HElP hes gooching me!!
by jizzhead April 11, 2009
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Gooche Spike

When your taking a leak at a urinal. Your gooche all of a sudden has a sharp pain as if a pointy spike is being shoved up there. usually happens if you've had a hernia
Guy at Urinal: AHHHhhh ouchhh that fucking hurts

His Friend: hey man whats wrong

G a U: Uhh mann i got that Gooche Spike
by Alaskanhybrid October 20, 2009
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gooche

Noun: The area between the scrotum and the anal sphincter
Verb: To poke said area with one's hand or an implement, the latter is known as an implement gooche.
1. "Argh! My Gooche Hurts"
2. "I'm Gonna Gooche The Shit Outa You!"
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