Gonzalez

Gonzalez is a strong Hispanic last name, meaning "Of War"
So to hell with the haters!
- you know who this is

I wish i could be a Gonzalez!!
That Gonzalez is so fine!

by Sanjaga September 29, 2006

Gonçalo

Great, going a gloriously and gallant way to gain gracious gentleman garments. Gorgeous, gregarious and generous generalize this god-like guy, granting you to call him... G.

Gonçalo is just ok? Gonçalo is just GREAT! God, that guy surely can suit up nicely. Look at him, he's gorgeous!

by GNabais November 13, 2011

Danny Gonzalez

The leader of gregs and part time sleep paralysis demon. Legally the greatest youtuber.

Greg: Have you seen the new Danny Gonzalez video.
Craig: No, but I think I've seen him somewhere else.

by Gregoreo3 July 2, 2022

Gonar

when girls get massively turned on my the male species... It usually occurs by flashing go the genitals...

Bradley- Look at my big worm in my pants pal!
Anna Land-of-the-bush - WOW, i have such a massive gonar right now!

Bradley- errr i can't tell with the amount of hair.

*sheers*

Bradley- dude you have a dick...

by Finemist November 10, 2011

Shuffles Gonzalez

The process of walking and squeezing your ass cheeks firmly together resulting in the shuffling of your feet. This process is orchestrated to prevent the escape of a giant turd or expolsive diairrea.

I totally did the Shuffles Gonzalez all
the way the bathroom! Many Thanks Taco Bell.

by street whizard April 8, 2009

speedy gonzalito

Person with a small penis who comes too fast (twice)

Pascal is such a Speedy Gonzalito!

by MaxFdr89 May 5, 2017

gonbag

Pronounced 'goan''bag', similar to nadsack, derived from the gonad and a carrying device , such as a sack or a bag or a satchel. Basically its a scrot.

'carl, put your freaking gonbag away'
or
'dude, lash ur gonbag out and get this party kicking'

by juicyinnit September 29, 2008